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madmouth commented on the word end-squeezers' vindication
a hemicircular plastic gadget through a slit in which one protrudes the end of a well-worn tube of toothpaste, drawing the object toward the cap and thereby squeezing the hard-to-get toothpaste successfully out. suffice it to say, slovenly middle-squeezers are hopelessly converted when you slap one of these babies on.
It came as a free gift with my quadripack of 2080 (which these days, by the way, comes in several disturbing tea flavours, of which corn is the least threatening).
May 8, 2009
yarb commented on the word end-squeezers' vindication
I've been thinking about getting one of these, but am worried that I'll feel emasculated if I do.
May 8, 2009
madmouth commented on the word end-squeezers' vindication
it does look a bit like an object of phallic captivity...
is there a name for this thing in English?
May 8, 2009